The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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