I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
