with your own penis?
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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