All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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