Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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