if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
The best revenge is premature balding
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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