Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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