we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.