My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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