the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.