That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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