dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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