and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Randomize
