My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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