he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
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I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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