When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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