This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
