Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i barfeds in our rink
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
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i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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