Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
