Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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