So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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