So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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