Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
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You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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