So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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