i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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