Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Randomize
