I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
NoShamevember. You game?
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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