Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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