You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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