Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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