pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
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