bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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