it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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