Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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