just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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