I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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