what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Dicks are not precious.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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