A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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