my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
wow bdsm is so cute
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