Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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