Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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