Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
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He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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