The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You need a sexual gate keeper
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
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