How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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