is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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