:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
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So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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