There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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