Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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