She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Can vaginas get frostbite?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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