chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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