Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
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Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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