just come out here and I will go home with you...
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
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