Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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