but the lizard people decide everything anyway
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
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