why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
Randomize
