Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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