Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
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I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
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the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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