can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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